Checking bags.

Sick fucks coughing.

Fat people invading your space.

Airlines loading plane front to back.

Idiots with abnormal carry on shit.

More????

Everything :dog

Never flown

Damn!

Am i missing something? I will sometime, just havent yet

Food/drinks usually suck and they are expensive

Potty's are usually gross

Pottys...are you 12, gay or a mixture of both?

I don't piss or shit on planes.

The entire plane is gross...at what point do those things get a thorough cleaning. Never :no

Agreed, I hate fucking flying and I'm flying Saturday :mad

Where you headed big shooter?

Single-serving friends.

Crying babies sitting behind you

couples asking to give up your isle seat so they can sit together, fuck you

people putting their bags 10 rows ahead of where they sit

reclining the seat on a one hour flight

no soap in the bathroom, yeah the flight attendants hands are clean

kicking the seat

arm rest hogs

putting your feet up against the wall to where I can see them, I don't want to see your ugly bare feet

people behind you not following protocol and rush to the front of the plane after you get to the gate

people wanting to talk to you, apparently the headphones aren't a big enough fuck off.

snoring

trying to put over sized luggage in the overhead, don't mind us you stupid fuck

stupid fuck flight attendants explaining that at altitude the effect of alcohol are doubled and they are cutting you off because they care about your well being, eat a dick and give me my booze.

Trying to navigate to a connection when you are drunk and hungover and don't speak the local language.

Having the shits on a ten hour flight.

Great list :clap

A 10 hour flight? Where the fuck you going?

Only flight I've been on that long is to England and back. Back was longer because of the jetstream and flying to Dallas instead of Chicago

My cousins are going to Japan over Christmas for whatever reason and have a 20 something hour flight... I was like :wtf are they flying you the wrong way around the world? :dog im thinking it must be with layovers included or some shit

20 hours......jesus. I'd fucking lose it as the 6 hour flight to Cali I did years ago was pretty much my max. :chaingun

You know what is worse than flying, driving 27 hours straight to watch your football team lose. Drove to buttfuck Texas to pick up some friends and then from there to Los Angeles :suicide

On a side note, someone was talking about for their fantasy football league the loser had to take a 6 hour trip on a greyhound bus to Atlanta :biglol

The experience with your buds should be worth it win or lose, but yeah that would be a damper.

That greyhound trip though :biglol :winner

crying babies are definitely the worst, as kw said

you can avoid the bathrooms, or just not drink enough to have to use them

unless you have some good headphones you are screwed when the chaps start boohooing

Youre not missing anything really unless youre driving 12+ hours to places and you can just fly there in 2 hours.


The first time flying it is pretty awesome taking off and landing and depends on the weather. Taking off in a city that you know and getting to see it from above then flying across the states with little cloud coverage in the daytime is cool, then landing in a big city at night time is also cool.

But it's nothing i would've put on a bucket list.