Palin Says Maybe Plane Flew Too High, Stuck in Heaven

[gatrnation1]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

[JdPat04]

Certainly didn't happen.

However for your last question


IF people believe in God they would believe that God could take anything from anywhere if he wanted too.

Therefore God took the plane. Don't know why.

God doesn't feel the need to take the military aircraft or the shuttles

[ericberry14]

She was making fun of cnn entertaining the idea it could have flown Into a black hole which this liberal writer conveniently left out... Typical liberal smearing when it was palin who saying Putin would do this with Ukraine in 2008 and Obama just laughed at Romney telling him to give his foreign policy back to the 80s cuz the Cold War was over


Liberals are so fucking stupid and even bigger liars.

[Muck FcDisney]

She was making fun of cnn entertaining the idea it could have flown Into a black hole which this liberal writer conveniently left out... Typical liberal smearing when it was palin who saying Putin would do this with Ukraine in 2008 and Obama just laughed at Romney telling him to give his foreign policy back to the 80s cuz the Cold War was over


Liberals are so fucking stupid and even bigger liars.

EPIC :roasted

[FlatEarth]

She was making fun of cnn entertaining the idea it could have flown Into a black hole which this liberal writer conveniently left out... Typical liberal smearing when it was palin who saying Putin would do this with Ukraine in 2008 and Obama just laughed at Romney telling him to give his foreign policy back to the 80s cuz the Cold War was over


Liberals are so fucking stupid and even bigger liars.

:ROFL2 :2thumbs

Speaking of Liberal writers

Paul Ryan said:

”We have got this tailspin of culture, in our inner cities in particular, of men not working and just generations of men not even thinking about working or learning the value and the culture of work, and so there is a real culture problem here that has to be dealt with…you need to get involved, you need to get involved yourself, whether through a good mentor program or some religious charity, whatever it is to make a difference. And that’s how we resuscitate our culture.”

So this Liberal writer writes an article in response to what he said and the headline was....

Paul Ryan Claims Black Men Are Lazy And The Cause Of Poverty In This Country
By: Justin Baragona

:ays Really? Did he "claim" that, Justin? :boo

[Muck FcDisney]

She was making fun of cnn entertaining the idea it could have flown Into a black hole which this liberal writer conveniently left out... Typical liberal smearing when it was palin who saying Putin would do this with Ukraine in 2008 and Obama just laughed at Romney telling him to give his foreign policy back to the 80s cuz the Cold War was over


Liberals are so fucking stupid and even bigger liars.

:ROFL2 :2thumbs

Speaking of Liberal writers

Paul Ryan said:

”We have got this tailspin of culture, in our inner cities in particular, of men not working and just generations of men not even thinking about working or learning the value and the culture of work, and so there is a real culture problem here that has to be dealt with…you need to get involved, you need to get involved yourself, whether through a good mentor program or some religious charity, whatever it is to make a difference. And that’s how we resuscitate our culture.”

So this Liberal writer writes an article in response to what he said and the headline was....

Paul Ryan Claims Black Men Are Lazy And The Cause Of Poverty In This Country
By: Justin Baragona

:ays Really? Did he "claim" that, Justin? :boo

Nothing he said was incorrect, but I would have left that out. When you say "inner city", people (correctly) equate that with "mostly black". If you say anything disparaging (even if factually sound) about the "mostly black" areas of the country, you get called a racist.

But the problem (as always) is government, not culture. Why do these people (not all black, of course) not even think about working? Because they don't have to. Why don't they have to? Because the government is willing to pay people to sit on their asses (or sell a bunch of drugs and report no income).



When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

[Muck FcDisney]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

[FlatEarth]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

[Muck FcDisney]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

Tina Fey: helping libs look (even more) retarded since 2008. :ROFL2

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

I don't even know what you 2 tards are talking about :lol:

Then again, I don't spend my time worrying about what comes out of this idiot's mouth 24/7 :dog

[FlatEarth]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.




What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

Tina Fey: helping libs look (even more) retarded since 2008. :ROFL2

:biglol

This fucking Nation... :facepalm

[FlatEarth]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

I don't even know what you 2 tards are talking about :lol:

Then again, I don't spend my time worrying about what comes out of this idiot's mouth 24/7 :dog

Exactly the issue. People like you, the uneducated, are voting. Meaning... GOVERNMENT STACKED, the true Americans, FUCKED.

[Muck FcDisney]

I don't even know what you 2 tards are talking about :lol:

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last 6 years, it would seem you are the tard. :sadyes

Then again, I don't spend my time worrying about what comes out of this idiot's mouth 24/7 :dog

I don't know anyone who does, but... uh, congrats? :dunno

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

I don't even know what you 2 tards are talking about :lol:

Then again, I don't spend my time worrying about what comes out of this idiot's mouth 24/7 :dog

Exactly the issue. People like you, the uneducated, are voting. Meaning... GOVERNMENT STACKED, the true Americans, FUCKED.

My education > yours, and a used car salesmen is probably the last person on Earth who should sling insults about other people.

I'll say it again even though your thick head can't seem to grasp this concept - I didn't vote for Obama. Country is fucked regardless of who is in office.

It's just fun rustling your jimmies b/c you Pubeicant's can't even get your shit together to put up one candidate who isn't a total fucking clown. Chris Christie is next? Really? :ROFL2

[FlatEarth]

Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.

During her appearance on Fox News last night, Sean Hannity asked the former vice-presidential candidate for her thoughts about the aircraft, which has been missing for nearly two weeks.

The former Alaska governor stunned viewers with an unorthodox new theory that international investigators have so far ignored.

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

:biglol

What about military aircraft and prior space missions that flew higher than 45,000 why didn't they get, "stuck in heaven?"

:facepalm

Successful Palin troll is successful. :trolldance

Let me guess, you also believe she said she could see Russia from her house. :dog

That one was hilarious!!! :biglol

And, yes, YP probably did.

I don't even know what you 2 tards are talking about :lol:

Then again, I don't spend my time worrying about what comes out of this idiot's mouth 24/7 :dog

Exactly the issue. People like you, the uneducated, are voting. Meaning... GOVERNMENT STACKED, the true Americans, FUCKED.

My education > yours, and a used car salesmen is probably the last person on Earth who should sling insults about other people.

I'll say it again even though your thick head can't seem to grasp this concept - I didn't vote for Obama. Country is fucked regardless of who is in office.

It's just fun rustling your jimmies b/c you Pubeicant's can't even get your shit together to put up one candidate who isn't a total fucking clown. Chris Christie is next? Really? :ROFL2

So an MMR from UGA is less of a degree than you got from a GED in the Bronx? Got it...

Who did you vote for?


Buddy. Me no Rebub... :nuhuh

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Besides the fact you Pubtard's can't muster a single, viable Presidential candidate who doesn't get laughed off stage immediately, why would anyone vote a Pubtard in office anyway?

The southern states boast: the highest poverty levels; the least likely chance to move up the economic ladder; the worst medical crises w/ the highest obesity levels; the highest rate of teen births; highest rate of cancer sucking cigarette smokers; and are polled as the least happy Americans in the country.

Get your shit together and maybe the rest of the country will consider your policies seriously.

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

So an MMR from UGA is less of a degree than you got from a GED in the Bronx? Got it...

Who did you vote for?


Buddy. Me no Rebub... :nuhuh

I don't live in New York. Your trolling is reaching a new sub level - you're breaching erinfairy territory :facepalm

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

It's possible, although I think wherever they are has a lot less love and Belinda Carlisle.

The truth is, I know where they went. They made a movie about it and everything.

[ericberry14]

Besides the fact you Pubtard's can't muster a single, viable Presidential candidate who doesn't get laughed off stage immediately, why would anyone vote a Pubtard in office anyway?

The southern states boast: the highest poverty levels; the least likely chance to move up the economic ladder; the worst medical crises w/ the highest obesity levels; the highest rate of teen births; highest rate of cancer sucking cigarette smokers; and are polled as the least happy Americans in the country.

Get your shit together and maybe the rest of the country will consider your policies seriously.

I wonder why the southern states have those numbers? Oh yeah it's cuz all those black people we hate so much won't move north! :stfu and listen to some more biased bullshit then don't vote so in an argument you can say you didn't vote for whatever politician. We know if you voted you would pick the democrat over the republican every time