Need help making funny zinger posts

[ericberry14]

I’m starting an Alex Jones parody account on twitter cuz fuck all those pussies. I need funny zingers to tweet at Donald trump jr and joe rogan types lol help me out VLE

[Muck FcDisney]

Can you be more specific? What topics?

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Your dad loves your sister more than his wife. Boom! Roasted.
@TrumpJr

[Muck FcDisney]

Your dad loves your sister more than his wife. Boom! Roasted.
@TrumpJr

That sounds more like something an edgy tween would say.

Jones would say something along the lines of Kusher running things behind the scenes because Jews control everything. And chemtrails. And FEMA death camps. And Bohemian Grove. And don't forget your supplements!

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Your dad loves your sister more than his wife. Boom! Roasted.
@TrumpJr

That sounds more like something an edgy tween would say.

:2thumbs

[ericberry14]

After reading the filth on Twitter I’ve decided to make it a Positive Troll. Overwhelmingly positive posts (they won’t sound like Alex Jones but they will promote him quite a bit) with an occasional backhanded compliment or attack. Come up with any zingers you want though. Click bait. I need content to get it rolling.

[Muck FcDisney]

When black people kill black people while protesting the killing of black people, how does that convey the message that black lives matter? :dunno

[JdPat04]

There’s a sign I saw saying blue lives kill black lives.

Repost it along with the stats that show that black lives kill black lives, and white lives, and blue lives.